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ihopeicanchangethislater

It’s been corrected to “their” which still isn’t right. Ed isn’t genderless.

Capitalism is also the only system in which Gita can be paid a living wage solely to write things like this.

No, it makes perfect sense. You ever hear of the concept of “punching down” vs. “punching up’? Well....

If there weren’t multiple witnesses saying Burnett started it, I’d think for sure Arnold walked over to him and threw a punch hoping for publicity, given his show premieres tomorrow. He’s crazy enough.

This one’s gonna be ugly on the uncensored Blu-Ray.

All the Zootopia fan comics I’ve seen are pro-abortion.

Got any recommendations? All the people I used to follow left for (ugh) Tumblr.

They won’t be able to play Fortnite; the servers will be down.

The Futurama pick is “Whalers of the Moon” instead of “Robot Hell”?? How does that happen??

Geez, it was on until 1998 - how young a kid do you need to be?

It’s my understanding Hulu dropped $47 million on this thing. If no one actually goes to space until the final moments of Season One, and instead spends most of their time standing in white-walled rooms talking a lot....where’d all that production money go?

The whole notion that a real girl in the real world could fall for a doink like Squall blows my mind. Even more that there are so many of them. How can this be? Rinoa isn’t supposed to be real!

People....took....relationship lessons....from FF8? WHAT??

You know what kind of smell I miss? The smell that came from a new Nintendo cartridge game packaged in a cardboard box. It was a unique smell, and it was the essence of excitement -- you were about to play something awesome.

I was about to say something about how Asian writers can’t seem to come up with titles for their own shows and movies that aren’t self-deprecating in some way, but....this turns out to be the one non-PC thing Kinja-ites approve of, go figure.

I’ve long suspected it’s a difference only smart people can see.

This review was quite the find.

If I’m correct, that thing will play in a normal laserdisc player, but without the game mechanics — it just runs all the footage in one go. So it’s not completely useless....

It’s never a good idea to include the price in an ad jingle. In future years, it’ll just serve as a reminder that the product once cost less.

Okay, these games are starting to get TOO realistic. If a real-life person stomped into an Aztec tomb and swiped everything to put in his big mansion, we’d hate their guts.