Dammit — bad Rainbow! Gert deserved to be resurrected, but Alex should have remained dead! This cheapens the climax of one of the best comic arcs ever!

Well, it doesn’t. I would have nothing to fear from Elon Musk wielding a samurai sword, even a stoned Elon Musk. Because you see, if he actually attacked me, his stock would go down even further. Nobody wants to lose that much money! So he wouldn’t attack me.

“Spastic” is only a slur in the UK.

The problem with relying on offensive humor is that, eventually, you even offend yourself.

They don’t own the Jim Henson Company, just the Muppets. Yeah, weird situation: the company with Henson’s name on it can’t use Kermit anymore.

Not faster. People dumped Myspace much MUCH faster than they’re dumping Facebook.

It’ll fall on deaf ears, but I’ll star it anyway.

As a Portlander surrounded by liberals.....what was that slap against Oregon for??

How does that work, exactly? We’re talking about a language where almost EVERY NOUN is gendered. Tienda means store. Is it now a Tiendx? “Mundo” means world. Do we now live in a Mundx? Is Telemundo now Telemundx? And if not, how can they be so insensitive?

I really hope Maniac isn’t as bonkers as you suggest. Legion has kinda drained me on that sort of thing. Now I want shows where I know what’s going on.

So did you ever get that laptop back?

It can’t be understated just how influential The Late Great Planet Earth really was; in many respects, it outright replaced the Bible for some people, whether they realize it or not. The word “rapture” occurs nowhere in the Bible and it wasn’t a very popular idea until Hal Lindsey made it so. By taking esoteric…

Wow, in a 2002-set GTA I would NEVER turn on the radio.

Wow, Becky is real.

Thank you Megan! The Emmys are so boring. Finally, something to watch!

That, and the fact that the average streaming cable service price is now around $45. But no commitment!

John K could be a genocidal axe murderer and “Stimpy’s Invention” would still be one of the funniest cartoons of all time.

It’s such an open secret, and it’s never caused any trouble for him, even now. The only reason is because no one cares about him.

I remember when the trailer for Kin first came out, because the Kinja Man reporting the trailer’s existence was MORALLY OUTRAGED at the fact that there was a movie focused around A GUN and WHY I NEVER.

That is clearly a Russian bot. I mean, c’mon.