FRATS ARE ABOUT COMMUNITY SERVICE, BRO

Nah, he’s wearing a bro-ler.

Ryan went on to attend Miami University of Ohio, one of America’s most Bro colleges

Is that kid wearing a bowler?

HAHaH JUST THINKING THE SAME. *gnaws on reuben sandwich*

Bad news for Miss Mexico.

This is all good advice, but I’m still going to keep avoiding eye contact with that masturbating guy on the bus.

Julianne, you forgot one.

I love the song. But this is why Soundcloud is so annoying to me. I don’t need to hear some 17 y/o basement DJ’s version of a song I like. I feel like I have to weed through a bunch of nightmarishly terrible remixes to find a half decent one. Spotify 4 life.

What 26-year-old man other than a sexual abuser and/or rapist would be even remotely interested in a 14-year-old child? That’s something I will never understand.

“I was almost obsessed with having a man feel like he wants me. It made me feel great and I didn’t care what he did or how old he was”

the only good thing about the senate is that it isnt the house

Seriously though, how great is Mel Brooks?

In that way, running for President is to the incredibly wealthy and Republican what running a marathon is to being a childless person in your late twenties: you’re probably not going to win, and you’re pretty sure a Kenyan won the last one.

But seriously, this article raises an important question. Who among the Republican candidates actually wants to be president? During the 2012 GOP primaries, it was clear that at least half the field was only in it for money-making opportunities after the campaign. The current crop of candidates no doubt saw that and…

Bush is the kid that’s in sports because his family was also in sports. He doesn’t want to do any of this but his family is kinda guilting him into it.

1. This is incredibly sad. As someone who has struggled with depression and suicidal thoughts for 2 decades, I understand more deeply than I want to admit what he felt and what he went through, despite being an otherwise loved, talented, and successful person. My thoughts and condolences are with his family and…

I’m going to pretend to be a doctor. You know, like Rand.

You could cover yourself in half-burned Monopoly money, and say you’re going as a Congressional investigative committee.