Ugh I am struggling with this. My partners snoring is nightmarish. And I’m a light sleeper. I have a white noise machine and earplugs but he still wakes me up multiple times a night. I've made him sleep in the guest bedroom the last couple of nights but I feel really guilty about it. But the lack of sleep is getting…

I’m downstairs and she’s upstairs. My snoring and unwillingness to go to bed at 8:30 are the main reasons. We don’t have a problem with it.

I am totally in favor of this. I hate sharing because my husband and I are totally two different sleepers. I like to listen to something while trying to fall asleep, he doesn’t. He likes being close and cuddling, and I don’t even like my feet touching each other. Plus, all the snoring from both of us and the dogs,…

Screw separate beds, let’s talk about totally different wings of a house.

I think it’s also about leaving baby-mama alone at the time when she most needs the help. And you (figurative you, I’m not assuming that you specifically have done this) can say you’re still going to help, be there, etc. but the feelings run so high that it gets in the way of that, and she’s extra alone at that time.…

Class fucking act. That’s not what I want from my celebrities! Now, where did I put Leah Remini’s memoir?

May I offer my “head up my ass” opinion as to why?

Yes this is what I needed to see. I also have a sick fantasy about a movie of curious George entering puberty and turning on the man in the yellow hat (because that's what would happen in real life). Biting his fingers off, ripping his face off and eating him alive. Eventually George is put down but he’s the true…

this picture is hilarious

I’m so fucking jealous of Canadians sometimes. First you all get all the healthcare and now you get a feminist Prime Minister who walks the talk. >:-(

I’m totally down for bringing Justin down here in order to send Bieber back... because I’m a giver like that.

I think what really alarms me from this is that she’s already “acceptably” skinny in the original photos. And the degree to which they Photoshopped her is actually a really shitty job—it just looks like they squished the “fat” parts of the image in, without considering how that would warp the rest of the image. C-.

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date

Dudes, first time I tried a blowjob I messed up and got a wad right in my eye. It was bright red for two days. Guess what I did not give up on.

I would comment on the nature of his article itself, but I knew he was a world class bullshitter when he humble-bragged that on his very first trip to the snackateria, he managed to make his partner squirt.

Ahaha, I’m a long-time cosplayer who hosts a party every year and my cosplay friends all dress somewhat down for the occasion. It’s so funny because we’re like, “Oh, no, too much effort for a party.”

Sorry dude, maybe if you didn’t want to get caught you should have kept your legs shut.

My son’s birthday is a few days before Halloween, so not only do we get dressed up, we go get a family portrait taken. This year, he’ll be a velociraptor, and his father and I will be the paleontologists from the original Jurassic Park.

This year my “Doug Rattmann” costume is going to be “Generic mad scientist” so I don’t have to explain the plot to portal

Cosplayers are all like, “We have a ton of costumes! ...but nobody understands who we are.”