I wish our immigrant laborers could find a way to do this. I’m so tired of hearing these people described like they’re all take and no give.

I guarantee you his job is a lot more important than my job, which he apparently doesn’t think that I deserve more than 120 hours OUT OF THE ENTIRE CALENDAR YEAR of time off to spend with my family. Fuck this guy.

Also he’s not even really talking about family time at all—he’s talking about how he doesn’t like the parts of his job that suck. He’s being a weenie about his work obligations.

Imagine the reaction if Nancy Pelosi said something like this. It’d be endless handwringing and “Can a woman be a mother and a congressperson?” on every major news network. Someone on Fox would openly suggest that this is why women should stay home.

nope because it is a complete crock of bullshit

Am I the only one who thinks Sheryl Sandberg’s “Lean In” movement (or whatever you want to call it) is a complete crock of bullshit?

Some people do THE MOST. “Look at me, I love pot! Omg POTTTTT.” It’s so annoying. I know people who like pot and don’t feel like telling the world. Whenever you brag about something it becomes annoying, whether it’s sex, exercise, going to church, running. Like shut the fuck up.

Who the fuck is asking Jeremy Renner’s opinion on anything?

They are comfy but take about 2 days to dry. I would never wear them without a tampon. They are great for exercise though.

Me too, I bought my pair of THINX a few months ago and I honestly couldn’t have predicted I’d love them this much. So great to sleep in!

I use Dear Kate. They can be washed in the washer but they need to be air dried. They wash well. They are pretty comfortable.

Cleavage is encouraged in public spaces...as long as they aren’t involved in breast feeding.

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HSPVA! You have to put the exclamation point at the end because if you don’t the bumper stickers get mad. (No, seriously, she did; she’s in the yearbook and everything. She looks dorky as hell.)

Well she went to school with my great aunt, who’s 82, so. She’s also 82. There. Mystery solved again.

I always THINK I’m smiling in my marathon pictures, but then look and they’re all this terrifying, exhausted grimace. Thankfully, my fiance takes his photography assignments seriously (he takes pictures so I have stuff for my blog), so out of the dozens of snaps he gets, usually at least one is Facebook-worthy.

Hope springs eternal. Every time I have one good pair, I should be rational. I should just avoid wearing it that one week a month. But every time I think.....this will be fine. It’s not. ITS NEVER FINE.

13. This isn’t including the two ripped pair I sometimes wear to sleep in. Don’t judge me.

Depends, are we counting our blood stained underpants? Because then I have 19289547.

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