I find that the one thing we all have in common as sports fans, parents and players, is the opportunity to hear the song sang, played or performed in its own unique way. Not always in the Whitney Houston triumphant style, but also butchered or blasted terribly from loudspeakers, or sang at horrendously off-pitches. …

I forgot that Harwell defended Feliciano. Ernie Harwell was the best.

Does she and her mother actually practice law in courts. I’ve only ever seen both of them at press conferences.

This is the moment where Mitt’s soul shrivels away like a slug left too long in the sun.

The press conference was a spectacular response to a story that, left alone, would likely have blown over in a day or two; unhappy members of the Trump White House are neither a shocking revelation nor an unusual story. Instead, Tillerson went on television and praised the president, reaffirming his loyalty to the…

Lost: One Spine. If found, please return to Rex Tillerson.

I remember coaching 10 and under in soccer when I was 16 myself. It was not at all a competitive league. I was only coaching because no one else wanted to.

Then he looked in the mirror and said, “Jur-rich!”

When he read over the final draft of the contract, Jurich could only think of one word: YUM!

Did his PR team tell him to use the NRA to deflect in his press statement or was that his own idea? What a fuckhead.

I have my own body image issues and wish my nose was smaller, etc. Is it weird that my reaction after reading this was to try to love myself more?

FYI, this elicited a legit lol from me. Thank you.

Did you run so far away?

Oh MY FUCKING G@&!!!!! I just primal screamed in my house.

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fuck this shit.

and yet

If being a Browns fan

Sometimes
A poem is just a sentence
With line breaks in
Strange places.

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