I stopped halfway through as well, but for different reasons. I’m a man and the article was disturbing to read on a few fronts; that any viewer of a scene described would find this sexy or erotic, and secondly, that a woman feels compelled to participate in this type of porn. Certainly, if her story is to be taken at…

Each year, I look forward to this more than Christmas, my annual golf trip to Scotland/Ireland and that blow job from my (now ex) wife.

Much ado about ab-so-fucking-lute-ly nothing, with respect to Haslam.

Ask yourself 2 questions.

W. T. F?

You see, the problem is he didn’t follow the instructions. “Grab”, not insert.

“.....he was diagnosed with a broken femur, a broken pelvis, internal bleeding, bleeding on the brain, nine fractured ribs, and a broken neck.”

True, but I adopted the identity of a far right wing zealot and posted on many conservative forums that Scalia died wearing a leather hood, fishnets and a bustier while masturbating to gay porn.

I shit you not: when it happens (please God...sooner rather than later) I’ll order and send you 100 lbs of live crawfish for your party.

Did Lyin’ Crooked Donny 2 Scoops just say that all of North Korea is gay?

Seems about right. Investing in distressed, failing and aging assets, ala Crooked Donny 2 Scoops.

I gotta tell you.....I’m still pretty amazed by the fact that anyone over the age of 12 actually follows, let along watches, this shit.

You’re to be commended, my good man. Who knows what it was but you provided her with what she needed at that very moment.

I have to give Peyton Manning credit where credit is due. Dude purchased, what, 21 Papa John’s franchises in Colorado about a week before marijuana was made legal in that state.

Best thing to happen to New Orleans since “go cups”.

Regarding the look the guy received from Perrine, I say fuck it. If I read/comprehend correctly, she was lying on her back, ON A TABLE, with her legs spread apart. No?

Uh oh. This just in from the NRA: “We believe that as a person who was born in Kenya and obviously hates his country, Chipper Jones should be removed from the MLB Hall of Fame immediately.”

Neither. Only the word “idiot” in the headline.

BARKEEP! I need a triple down here. NOW!!

Where’s the MAGA hat?