iheartturdferguson
IheartTurdFerguson
iheartturdferguson

I love the Irish. I hate Trump. I think this makes me a good person. 

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I’m sorry, but so much posing and posturing. Here...real men...

What was Marge Schott? I think that is the most accurate physical comparison.

For me nothing beats the first 2 days (Thursday and Friday) of The Open (British) Championship in golf for vieaing. The feed starts at something like 3 AM ED TO so as an early riser, I can watch, get my fill and head to the club to play 18 in the morning.

I’m only shocked that they aren’t sponsored by Breitbart. 

Oddly enough, every person photographed for this story looks identical to somebody I’ve seen at Walmart.

The team deserves the majority of credit but Saban deserves kudos to make that decision to put the true freshman in starting the 2nd half. How many coaches would do that? Not many..... 

How do we lobby Congress to supply “aid” to this wonderful nation in order to convince them to keep the entire Ball family?

Holy Frozen Nuts, Batman.

As an avid horse handicapper/bettor I wake up in cold sweats and white knuckles dreaming of such a scenario.

That happened a quarter of a century ago. It haunts me to this day.

Lying on my couch today, and reading of Carl Switzer, I decided to enter the Internet rabbit hole.

Oh, my.

How in the name of Fuck Nut is any part of this a “Fake Story”?

DAMNIT!!!!

Well now the Palin Family marches to their own drummers......

Seriously. .....the fuck does she do besides reality TV shows?

I can’t eradicate the mental image of Ann Coulter sitting in her apartment, cigarette with 2 inches of ash dangling from her mouth, half consumed bottle of tequila beside her, wearing nothing but a strap t-shirt and Hanes branded men’s tighty whiteys, stroking a strap on with one hand and tweeting about her empty life

My 1st job out of college was for a company headquartered in Buffalo. 2 things :

I.....I.........shit. Can’t say it any better than this....