I am a summer fetishist, but even more, I am an extreme hater of cold weather. I can handle cool mornings and evenings, especially if I’m going on a run, but cold weather? No, no, no, fuck off. I loathe winter.

I think you might be right. I’ve heard too many people suggesting this theory for it to be completely bat-shit. I’m going to run it past all of my friends.

As far as I know, rats can’t fly yet, so I’m going to go with roaches.

Thank you. Whenever a whining ally suggests using neo-pronouns, I have to laugh. The people who complain about confusion with ‘they/them’ are not going to find Elverson pronouns easier.

As someone whose pronouns are they/them, I can’t muster up half the frustration and anger here as I do when my progressive ‘ally’ friends come at me with, “I totally respect your gender (or lack thereof, tee-hee-hee), but I just CANNOT get PAST the INCORRECT usage of the PLURAL pronouns. Can’t we think of ANYTHING…

My goddddddddddddddddd he is such a dick.

Uh, excuse me, HELLO, we definitely have books in white culture. How rude. See: Nicholas Sparks, Jodi Picoult, Elizabeth Gilbert, David Foster Wallace, John Grisham, JK Rowling, AYN FUCKING RAND...

I’m going to go with stupid. You’re stupid.

Really? Are you stupid or are you trolling?

Lol. THIS is going through hell to be in the United States:

Oh my god, YES.

Ooooooooooooooooooh, my god.  That is truly fucking awful.

Yes! I’m meeting more and people like this. And, surprise, surprise, they’ve exclusively been well-educated middle or upper middle class white 20- or 30-something folks.

Came here dreading that there was some real dirt on her, but...no? She sounds as decently liberal as an elected official might get in Kentucky. 

Oh, fuck off.

I highly recommend Ethan Michaeli’s book about the Defender.

I don’t think he tans in the sun, or even burns. I think he just congeals.

Have you watched the show “Years and Years” on HBO? (Or BBC One.)

He perpetually looks like he just crawled out of a cocoon.