And it’s also the name of a Discworld book focused on the Ankh-Morpork City Watch and, more importantly, the Unmentionables, who are the secret police/bad guys.

YES.  Or a Reddit detective.  

I haven’t been able to summon any significant patriotism since Dubya’s administration. I usually celebrate by watching the only patriotic movie I can still stomach:

I know these two things are not related at all, but I can’t help but feel extra-disgusted about this because $5,700 happens to be just about the amount I have to pay for my top surgery out-of-pocket because my insurance company is denying me coverage.

LOL nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Alternate 2025: After an ugly court battle, Carrie now has full rights to the Sleater-Kinney name, and will be debuting an album of S-K and Pearl Jam covers with her and Eddie Vedder playing dueling ukuleles.

What are your thoughts on the President of the United States?

Shut the fuck up.

Her smile, the little self-satisfied hop in her posture, and the trailing, “So...” are incredibly painful to watch.

Nope.  The security guard is simply 1) racist, 2) stupid, and 3) racist.  Probably also 4) bored.

Uh, excuse me, but I’m white and I have to say, I wash my body. I wash my hands, my arms, my pits, my chest, belly, and thighs. I wash my neck and behind my ears and my bum and my mons pubis region and inner thighs. I scrub my feet, hard, and wash my face, soft.

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!

Should we take bets on whether he tries to re-name ‘Independence Day’ to something like ‘Make America Great Day’?

Good luck!!

The only part about it that’s weird for me is that it’s a hamburger bun. A piece of toast or challah or something would be less weird. I’d eat it.

I was at BWI early in the morning for a flight to Boston, and he was in the TSA line right ahead of me. He was wearing a canary yellow suit. I had to shove his garment bag onto the x-ray conveyor belt because it was in my way. He left a trail of pleasant smelling cologne in his wake, and looked as grumpy as anyone…

I read somewhere that he was not cooperative with his team when it came time to prep for the debate. Biden is arrogant—he probably didn’t put a lot of time thinking about answering those kinds of questions because he doesn’t think he’s wrong. 

I like that idea.  I also wouldn’t mind Warren/Castro.  I think I’ll have a make-your-own yogurt parfait from the buffet.  

Ah, I see.  Yeah, that’s actually even more pathetic.  

He would walk by a Jimmy John’s on the way to his car post work, drive by one on the way home, and then order delivery at home.