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Thank you. Whenever a whining ally suggests using neo-pronouns, I have to laugh. The people who complain about confusion with ‘they/them’ are not going to find Elverson pronouns easier.

As someone whose pronouns are they/them, I can’t muster up half the frustration and anger here as I do when my progressive ‘ally’ friends come at me with, “I totally respect your gender (or lack thereof, tee-hee-hee), but I just CANNOT get PAST the INCORRECT usage of the PLURAL pronouns. Can’t we think of ANYTHING

My goddddddddddddddddd he is such a dick.

Uh, excuse me, HELLO, we definitely have books in white culture. How rude. See: Nicholas Sparks, Jodi Picoult, Elizabeth Gilbert, David Foster Wallace, John Grisham, JK Rowling, AYN FUCKING RAND...

I’m going to go with stupid. You’re stupid.

Really? Are you stupid or are you trolling?

Lol. THIS is going through hell to be in the United States:

Oh my god, YES.

Ooooooooooooooooooh, my god.  That is truly fucking awful.

Yes! I’m meeting more and people like this. And, surprise, surprise, they’ve exclusively been well-educated middle or upper middle class white 20- or 30-something folks.

Came here dreading that there was some real dirt on her, but...no? She sounds as decently liberal as an elected official might get in Kentucky. 

Oh, fuck off.

YES.  Or a Reddit detective.  

I haven’t been able to summon any significant patriotism since Dubya’s administration. I usually celebrate by watching the only patriotic movie I can still stomach:

I know these two things are not related at all, but I can’t help but feel extra-disgusted about this because $5,700 happens to be just about the amount I have to pay for my top surgery out-of-pocket because my insurance company is denying me coverage.

LOL nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Alternate 2025: After an ugly court battle, Carrie now has full rights to the Sleater-Kinney name, and will be debuting an album of S-K and Pearl Jam covers with her and Eddie Vedder playing dueling ukuleles.

What are your thoughts on the President of the United States?