Shut the fuck up.

Her smile, the little self-satisfied hop in her posture, and the trailing, “So...” are incredibly painful to watch.

Nope.  The security guard is simply 1) racist, 2) stupid, and 3) racist.  Probably also 4) bored.

Uh, excuse me, but I’m white and I have to say, I wash my body. I wash my hands, my arms, my pits, my chest, belly, and thighs. I wash my neck and behind my ears and my bum and my mons pubis region and inner thighs. I scrub my feet, hard, and wash my face, soft.

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!

Should we take bets on whether he tries to re-name ‘Independence Day’ to something like ‘Make America Great Day’?

Good luck!!

The only part about it that’s weird for me is that it’s a hamburger bun. A piece of toast or challah or something would be less weird. I’d eat it.

I was at BWI early in the morning for a flight to Boston, and he was in the TSA line right ahead of me. He was wearing a canary yellow suit. I had to shove his garment bag onto the x-ray conveyor belt because it was in my way. He left a trail of pleasant smelling cologne in his wake, and looked as grumpy as anyone…

I read somewhere that he was not cooperative with his team when it came time to prep for the debate. Biden is arrogant—he probably didn’t put a lot of time thinking about answering those kinds of questions because he doesn’t think he’s wrong. 

I like that idea.  I also wouldn’t mind Warren/Castro.  I think I’ll have a make-your-own yogurt parfait from the buffet.  

Ah, I see.  Yeah, that’s actually even more pathetic.  

He would walk by a Jimmy John’s on the way to his car post work, drive by one on the way home, and then order delivery at home.

Do you write?  You should write a memoir.  I would read it.  

Oh.  My god.  

Who the fuck is Eric Swalwell.  

No one here is suggesting that you have a ‘nefarious anti-queer agenda,’ or that you are ‘ruining the planet.’  Lol.

Jezebel really, really, really needs more LGBTQ+ people on staff.

Well, I will see you on that hill tomorrow at the break of down, with our tiny swords cut out of LaCroix cans.  

How much worse does it sound if I mention that the gym has two bars?