Gift cards are the WORST.  

Plastic surgery, botox, genetics, and some more botox.  

Pauley, is that you?

Reread her fucking comment, you idiot.  

Basic medical care, like hormone therapy, cannot be denied to prisoners.  

Since the transphobic human garbage keeps dismissing me, I’ll place my response to them here. From the American Psychiatric Association:

From the American Psychiatric Association:

FUCK

I did my first and (I thought at the time) only marathon this past October. It was so. Fucking. Painful. Especially since I wasn’t trained as well as I should have been.

His mouth does look really photoshopped.  

Not shocked. And it will probably not surprise you when I tell you multiple people have pointed to the NASA sticker on my laptop and asked me in earnest what I do for NASA.

White people who think they’re smarter than they are like to wear NASA shirts bought at places like Target and Old Navy to try and convince strangers that they are smarter than they are.

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn.  

Did you deliver for companies like DoorDash? If so, I have a question for you: did you prefer getting the tip digitally, like when the costumer paid with a credit card, or did you prefer cash? I usually do it digitally, but I still feel like an ass when the food comes and I don’t hand over any cash. 

Unfortunately, you are probably right.  I hate people.

I really fucking hope people tipped their drivers well.  

I can’t think about that family without thinking about them flinging ham over the fence at their neighbors. 

I don’t know who gets to choose the photos that go along with the articles, but whoever chose that photo of Bynes is a really shitty person.

They also hope to further explore the eye’s role in CJD, such as whether a person’s tears can carry prions.

GIVE HOT DUCK AN EDITORIAL ON JEZEBEL.