And crawling on Kinja’s face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning.

I will have to dream it, instead of being it.

Riff Raff? That’s not Riff Raff! Who is this impostor??

I do the putting-it-off thing until I literally can’t see because of my bangs and I resemble an Old English Sheepdog. Then when actually at the salon I wildly overcompensate to cover my nerves and act like a wannabe stand-up comedian.

Even without the movies, were there not many strange deaths associated with the original tomb opening? I believe a curse was mentioned....

Cop here. So let me get this straight...the five shot snub nose revolver I will conceal in my pocket (that isn’t terribly accurate outside of 7 yards) is the one piece of equipment that will stop the terrorists (packing bombs and automatic weapons?

Lol. Yeah sounds like a great idea. 1000+ people have been killed by police this year. Americans killed by ISIS in the US is 0.

I don’t think it’s abuse or anything like that and wouldn’t go so far as to say it’s indicative of being “massively fucked up” but it does sort of make you wonder what unresolved issues she might have. Sort of like women who serially pursue married men for whatever reason. I’d say it’s at least kind of dysfunctional.…

“Novelty toy” umm it was a porn doll.

We got protection!

If I could give you a thousand stars for how well that image tied in with your ‘nym source, I would.

And lean slightly to the left like all my Ikea stuff?

Only tool required is a tiny Allen key.

Do they come with 2 mysterious extra pieces that seem to be essential, but fit nowhere?

Um, yeah. “Willpower”.

That’s a good point. Both the Firth and Grant storyline resolutions read as very odd to me, because I’ve always had email so why wouldn’t you just...do that? (And yeah, Jaime might not have Aurelia’s contact info, but he knows the woman who hired her.) But Curtis is like thirty-some years older than I was, and email…

Oh, that’s rough. :/

:(

Pre-war money is OP. It weighs nothing and can be exchanged for decent amounts of caps when you start to collect it en masse.