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Living from ages 20-30 in Portland, OR I have met *this girl* maybe a hundred times and they all made similar zines, or at least shared similar thoughts, and it’s just that time in life when you’re angsty and read a lot of anais nin and joan didion and take a zillion pictures of yourself and do things like live in big

I got the gist after the 2nd pic. I wonder if people who do this kind of uber basic white girl art really don't see how insufferable they come off. Whatever, Miley Cyrus and Lena Dunham would be proud.

“Here’s some stuff that I never intended to be private but I’m going to post them in the guise of bravery to show that it’s ok if they aren’t private”

I will always ungrey Hoban Washburne. He’s a leaf on the wind.

... this is why I think some films from the 70’s and 80’s, with use of miniture probs, still have better visuals than films produced today.

Because they are basically legos for the non-engineer types. Want to make a kitty? Instead of finding the right size and type pieces like you would in lego, you just squeeze a bunch of these suckers into shape like burr play-doh and you are done!

That’s why this series is so well timed! We’ve got Donald-fucking-Trump saying that his supporters were right for committing physical violence against a black protester. We’ve got white supremacists shooting at peaceful Black Lives Matter protesters. We’ve got a level of xenophobia I never thought I’d see in my

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Somewhat related: I saw a morning show segment about a woman who started a makeup company and uses social cause marketing. She was like I didn’t come from money blah blah... But she invested her “meager” $50k savings to start the business in her early 20s. Ummm, f you. My parents

*Show her* by changing your password.

I was randomly walking through Washington Square Park last fall when I stumbled on Abbi & Ilana in the fountain. I shouted to them that they were the BEST. They looked at me and were all smiles and “what’s up!”

They love to claim the parking lot isn’t part of their property because of damages to vehicles from loose carts. They don’t have a legal leg to stand on though even with all of the signs claiming they can’t be held responcible.

I hate it so much, too! Been coerced to watch it too many times.

I’m well past the hookup stage in my life, but I think if a girl left shortly after sex without at least a follow up text saying she had a nice time or whatever, I’d feel pretty bad.

“Your dick is too small, go away” isn’t nice. But a woman deciding she doesn’t want to have sex after all, and saying so, and sticking to it rather than feeling obliged - there’s nothing wrong with that.

It’s a sexist, myth-promoting piece of shit. I hate it too.

You’re at jezebel. There is no body shaming of men, just voicing an opinion, you know.

Yeah, that’s pretty shitty. :\ NOT COOL, NICOLE.

This. Although it is a most unpopular opinion, I have always hated this fucking movie. It sucks. Meg Ryan’s character sucks, Billy Crystal’s character sucks, and not even the most excellent Carrie Fisher could save it.

“in one case, the guy had a micropenis, so 21-year-old Nicole asked him to leave”

Got this trophy yesterday. Only because I read this article. When I saw the mutant suicider I ran towards him screaming ONWARDS TO VALHALLA