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Please tell me this obviously fake video for funsies with the kids didn’t actually fool you.

I’m about 99.999999999% positive this is a joke.

Dwarf Clerics are super great. I played one once.

Show evidence for Louis CK or shut the fuck up about him.

Chalk me up as another one who feels you need to stop pushing that.

I get the feeling someone was just being lazy.

if you can recast Dumbledore you can recast Samantha

Rinse Pubis, Spicey baby, SillyAnne Conway, Holly Hooker (or whatever her name), Sarah “Gosh-Shucks” wall-eyed HucksterBe

Not shade. He’s afraid there may be tapes.

it’s amazing that more people didn’t die.

he cannot praise except if he also praises himself.

When you try to make something that appeals to everyone, you end up making something mediocre that no one really likes.

it constantly seems like President Trump is a suffering alcoholic who forgets what he has said before.

I mean... just recast the part. Seriously.

“Domestikator”? I hardly know ‘er!

I’ve dismissed Kimmel for years because of The Man Show and the air of general bro-iness around him.

I’m a Bostonian. The first thing you need to understand is that there are lots of types of “Bostonians” and the type that Ben Affleck is doesn’t get coffee from Dunkies on a regular basis.

So I just watched the video, and what I really can’t understand is why someone with a big white beard and hair would leave the house in a red shirt.

A hard break is a hard break.