I quit soda over a year ago. I was a huge cola addict (6-8 cans a day). Now I basically only drink water and coffee (or occasional beer or booze). I have the extremely occasional Mexican Coke.

I have gathered 11 close friends and six of their kids at my family’s 100+ year old farmhouse for the weekend. I love this place, and I love sharing it with people I love. I’m happy to have them here, and proud of the place, I suppose.

Not to mention that this is, in fact, a story about something happening in the world of sports.

YES

YES

it’s patriotism

THANK YOU

Archie got hot.

I went most of my life not drinking coffee. I mean, I would enjoy a cup now and then but it wasn’t part of my routine.

The crash also comes with a bad case of headaches and for some people diarrhea but nobody really understands why it effects that part of the body

“After several rounds of successful testing, a process specialist has recommended that we add an additional step to our nitro cold brew production process,”

Dual-system sound is just the generic term for a setup where sound is recorded separately from the picture. This actually started with the advent of the “talkies”- cameras were just too loud for the microphones to be near them. When you see a slate (you know, the clacky thing on film sets), that’s dual system.

“Is it bigger than a buggy whip?” would have gotten my point across better but that’s a thing

I get how they tricked it into unlocking for the demo video.

You’re supposed to be a journalist, right?

based just on the rumormill

It would be amazing if it was ONLY playable on July 11th.

I have a theory about the Jen Kirkman thing, at least:

You can have the original, VCR-sized Xbox One and you’d be able to play Cuphead just fine.

the good Germans