That 500 Miles song makes so much more sense now.

I really like this perspective and am going to adopt it.

I googled it. It's "trouser leggings".

This is actually the cutest thing I've read all day. I... do not know why. Maybe it's the world of wonder that you're discovering in such charming earnest. Or maybe it's the cat penis. Hahaha.

Hey, who farted? I don't smell it, but I definitely heard it.

What's that? I wasn't listening.

Any recommendations for quality treggings? I've found one pair that I like, but they don't quite fit.

Sweet! I only have to lose about fifty pounds and clothes will fit my ass! *dons muu muu*

I would say most motherhood-related outrage is about the mom's issues rather than any real problem.

My baby doll had a little penis. I remember when I saw a photo of a real adult penis for the first time and thought, "this is not at all like what was on my doll".

I thought you were like 5 when this happened, and then you said "my wife".

Oh god with these hips I wonder if that's even an option. Target has slip shorts which are mostly okay, but I like how pants hold in my fat gut.

I got fat and hate my thighs rubbing together, even with protective barriers. Pants 4ever.

I've worn yoga pants as work pants exclusively for a year now. Tunic-length tops and matte fabric for the pants. I look as professional as ever, and I'm never uncomfortable. #shruglife

I think you assume too much of this ragtag bunch of underpaid, early twentysomething bloggers who want to be writers someday.

Do these people resemble Leatherface?

All I've needed for years now is a bottle of jojoba oil, a bottle of sunscreen and infrequently, a little tube of benzoyl peroxide. I haven't put anything else on my skin in years. Fuck the drugstore, fuck weird unpronounceable chemicals, and fuck the dick-measuring contest that is "how much money can I spend on this…

It's because the idiot masses were handed a keyboard and told that their opinion was valuable.

So put out. For feminine dignity. And America. #eagletears

Not just every Jez article, but basically every article with any kind of discussion forum. It's up there with declawing and breastfeeding re: topics that get people really frothing angry online.