Have you been on the internet?

Then again, before I left the city, I had to explain to the car rental agent the difference between trip miles and odometer miles. I guess that can be explained by growing up where people can't afford cars. I don't know how you could get by for twenty, thirty years without ever encountering cauliflower.

I spent the weekend in a small midwestern town and left feeling better about myself. If there are that many dumb people existing, carrying on life, working, producing families and getting by, then I can't possibly be as stupid as I feel most of the time.

I do it every night. It's just not on when it's on the corner of my bed. Like, the display is off. I should be able to reasonably expect not to have my pillow start on fire by having a sleeping device near me.

#notallmen are boundary-disrespecting bathroom filmers, but only men are boundary-disrespecting bathroom filmers.

Let art speak for itself. Unless this is considered art now

I think that the argument is above my paygrade and that I'll just keep doing my best by not referring to people as "males" and "females". If someone gets offended and calls me out for it, I will ask them what they prefer for themselves and go from there.

Magic wand aside (it's magical indeed) look at the average dildular thingy you'll find in a cheesy sex store, made from terrible shit materials for as cheap a price as could be managed, and tell me that's the kind of thing women designed to be put into a vagina. Oh, hell no.

Variations on "fat belly" and "unloved".

"at that level they have almost nothing to do with the products."

Imagine being able to change out the gusset in panties. It'd be wonderful.

Modern-day foot binding, accepted and encouraged by its victims.

Also would not exist: 90% of sex toys. Thank fucking christ, because some of those things are only being stuck inside vaginas to impress men.

Yes. It is a descriptor alone. An adjective that modifies a noun. Female consultant? Female director? Both cool. Women are not fucking science projects or types of cattle.

Google has been the worst thing for my peace of mind. My search history is depressing at best.

If only she got to wear the kind of padding he gets to wear.

eta: never mind I'm not interested in arguing with an MRA.

Sounds like something to work out with your fellow fliers.

Sounds like exactly what a private company should do to someone who's being a rude jerkoff on Twitter. When will we learn that what we type into our phones does not stay inside our phones?

I'm actually back on the ring again to try and help with my cycle-related depression. I guess if I'm already numb in the vag I might as well not be suicidal too. What the fuck am I doing with my life? I'm wasting it. Five or six doctors haven't helped. I'm actually starting to consider seeing a naturopath or…