When can we put Barack on money? Too soon? That fine man has the regal head that just belongs on money.

“I am a conservative, I like to keep what we have.”
Like slaves and racism.

Otters for everyone!!

How about this?

WITH OTTERS. LOTS AND LOTS OF OTTERS. LIKE THE BABY OTTER WAGGING HER TAIL WHILE BEING BOTTLE-FED.

Agreed. In the interim, enjoy this picture of my cute dog? She loves you, I promise!

WE NEED A RECURRING DAILY GOOD NEWS (NON-CELEBRITY RELATED) POST ON JEZ. MY BRAIN CAN NO LONGER TAKE ALL OF THE MADNESS AND HURT IN THE WORLD IN ONE SMALL SPACE.

Schrödinger’s Poor: simultaneously working too many menial jobs to properly raise their terrible children while also lazily living off of welfare.

their mothers work multiple jobs

This was the plot of a moderately funny episode of Friends.

It’s almost like we shouldn’t be ignoring rape kits. Who knew?

Far more common than who thought? Because I’m pretty sure most women are not surprised by the news that when rapists get away with one rape, they go commit more. That’s what happens when a society doesn’t take rape as seriously as it should.

So you’re saying the Stanford rapist has either done it before or will do it again? Shocking. Good thing he only got 6 months for that 20 minutes of action, since I’m sure he will never again be a threat to society.

Um, maybe he should meet the father of the girl his son raped and then let's see who feels like this is a fair verdict.

she estimates around 1,000 people were on Slaughterhouse Island over the weekend, with “60 houseboats plus some patio boats.”

Yeah, that was “holy shit fuck no” territory. Got no issue with people’s private kinks (shit, I domme a guy who is into this soooo) but that is fucking disgusting and I would have a hard time not resorting to fisticuffs if some jackass stranger or coworker “nipped” my shirt. Boundaries, learn them.

Hell, most guys I know barely notice if you have fingers, let alone polish.

They’re usually ibankers & ad doooods.

I am willing to cosign this :)

Chipped nail polish is an actual pet peeve of my boyfriends. I just ignore him if he says anything about it.