Incidentally, “kid gloves”, also the name of the mittens from the children’s department that Donald Trump must buy to fit his tiny hands.

She just set herself up to get dragged to dust by Samantha Bee tho

Free the boobs.

God, tell me about it! I remember trying on bridesmaids dresses for a family wedding as a barely 20 year old and feeling SO inappropriate because of my breast size...I remember the comments from my own family about it...

People are always trying to police my tits. YOU CANT HOLD THESE TITS DOWN!

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Is Boo-Tea made from powdered ghosts?

lol, it’s true. If someone likes traditionally “nerdy” things like sci fi/fantasy/video games I would pretty much say that this person and I have the same interests regardless of the specific sub genres we’re into.

He probably thought negging her and blowing smoke in her face was sexy, and she’d immediately try to prove herself to him by ripping off her shirt and ravishing his academic frame.

Hi as a dude I think I know dudosity better than you ladies so I just wanted to let you know that dudes are better at duding than you can even imagine and our opinions will not be suppressed by matriarchal terroristic censorship, bro!

I once had an Italian boss. He simultaneously proclaimed he was a champion for women because he had two daughters and sexually harrased me.

It tickles me when huge fans of all those overlong Judd Apatow movies about manbabies or even Seinfeld fans absolutely LOATHE Girls...when those characters are just as unlikable and predominantly white (ding ding it’s sexism)

TOO MANY WOMEN ON MY TV

I once had a conversation with a guy who was incredibly angry and offended that I liked the show, Girls. He went on and on about how awful it was, how puerile, how infantile, how idiotic these girls were, how selfish, and what bad acting the show produced. He couldn’t figure out why anyone would ever watch that show.…

I’M SORRY I JUST KINDA TRIPPED AND STUMBLED AND NOW I’M HERE DOING SCIENCE I’LL LEAVE NOW OK?!

This is not good news. I’m a Californian born and bred. We have drought in our bones. Seriously. In our bones.

I really liked him on Buffy! I should re-watch buffy. WHO WANTS TO WATCH BUFFY WITH ME?!

She was horribly underused in that role! She was way too good for that show.

Those who use trickery to lie about their eyesight? They are not “real” uniquely visioned because they don’t wear glasses. They can pass.