Ohhhh god I remember being 11, class was in the library, and asking my male teacher if I could leave for the bathroom but I needed to go by the classroom first (for a pad). He kept asking why I needed to go to the room first. Errrr 11 year old me not able or willing to explain that.

Wendwigo?

I had to go to the school nurse for them in fourth grade.

And that’s because I can really relate to myself

IKR?
try: “Breitbart News is no longer HAS NEVER, EVER BEEN a journalistic enterprise..”

Their literal claim to fame was promoting falsified ACORN videos, creating a false pretenses outcry, then bragging about the resultant loss of employment and services for disenfranchised americans. CLASSY!

I have a friend who teaches high school at a low income district in Ohio, and due to weirdness of building design, her classroom has a bathroom. She keeps it stocked with (cheap, because she buys it all) pads, tampons, pregnancy tests, and basic hygiene items. I sent her some condoms to throw in there too. It’s…

They can provide free pamphlets (or permanent signs above the urinals and in the stalls) in the boys restroom about what happens when a girl has her period so that they can stop being so freaking squeamish about periods. Read about THAT while you take a 15 minute shit, boys.

I guess they’ll deal with it the same way they deal with it when one kid empties out the toilet paper dispenser. They decide to keep toilet paper under nurse’s supervision in that case too, right?

SENSITIVE WEEKS

BY JOVE HE HAS SOLVED THE PROBLEM!

This is a fantastic idea and I hope it goes well. Toilet paper is free in schools, and fem hygiene should be no different.

BUT HOW HUMAN BE MORE THAN ONE IDENTITY SAME TIME? HOW WOMAN HAVE THOUGHTS? WHY WOMAN SPEAK? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW MY NAME ANCIENT EMPEROR? TRUMP2016!

Actually, it’s about ethics in regular journalism.

Trump, a sentient wig possessed by an ancient evil

Sure you can yell at them to make you a sandwich or get back in the kitchen, but keep that shit at home bro!

At this point I think they’d be grateful to cram it back into subtext instead of Trump continuing to make it an overt, blaring, neon billboard in twelve-foot-high letters.

“This is how Trump talks about our mothers, our sisters, our daughters.”

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.