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I can never decide which are the cutest babies among hippos, elephants, or rhinos. It seems like the most recent of whichever animal ranks the top spot in my mind. Like, now I think it’s hippos, but next week I might see a baby rhino and think those are the cutest. I can’t decide!!

Hippo facts:

When reached for comment, the Capulets answered “How now! who calls?” but hung up right away.

Isn’t WASP more a mentality and personality type at this point than a reference to someone’s actual religion and background? That’s how I feel about the term jap as well.

it would be gold. “Things Martha doesn’t like”

I don’t believe I’ve ever seen the word “rectum” rendered in such a tacky, saccharine script.

“The rectum is an exit, not an entrance”

But, but......
how much more fun does a *BLONDE woman with a gun* have?

IKR?
Although the flowery “exit only” font had me full on *laughing*.

(suitable to laminate and hang on one’s front door perhaps?)

I think we do the opposite and tend to see who can insult herself more.

Kinjjjjaaaa! *shakes fist*

From the Valdosta Daily article (via the Colorlines link), as to why the removal was not racially motivated:

I’m more than a little tired of victims of crimes having to explain *anything*

The police know that F-bombs aren’t actual bombs, don’t they?

Kinja hijacked my draft, basically. The final draft I have has been restored.

“because they were loud and disruptive and dropping the F bomb,”

........Is there a Trump rally where people aren’t loud and dropping f-bombs? Cause that kind of just seems par for the course for your average Trump supporter.

Pffft. If they were Real Americans they’d have taken over a bird sanctuary, not attended a rally.