It’s fun looking at that image to find all the things that are wrong in it. It’s like one of those “find the 6 differences” things.

My name is Rando Calrissian and I approve this message.

I regularly see people throw shit out their window while driving. I’m not talking cigarette butts. I’m talking cups, cans, wrappers. It’s infuriating. Can’t you just fucking wait to get where you’re going? Or keep a bag in the car to dispose of trash? Fuck you.

I had the same feeling in California’s redwoods this summer. Why do people think a majestic tree the size of a 747 needs “Chad 2012" written on the side of it?

In an area I used to hike frequently with some beautiful petroglyphs, some asshole rode through on a four-wheeler and shot them up with a paintball gun. Many could not be restored. Thousands of years of history ruined by some (probably) drunk asshole. Things like this make me so deeply sad.

Good. I was in Utah this summer looking at beautiful petroglyphs, and it was so infuriating to see these amazing depictions of a great hunt from hundreds of years ago right next to “Jim+Kelly 69 4eva”. Fuck these people.

Wow. She’s never heard “Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints”? I’m not even outdoors-y and I know that one.

Yeah, I just imagine tons of folks are going to take that and be like, “BUT WOMEN AREN’T BABY MACHINES” without considering the context of her thinking.

I also think the babies comment is one of those realizations you have when you realize that living your life is not all about you, you know? Like there are bigger things coming after the moment that you are in that are going to be so much more.

“Yeezus, can you just give it a west already” said Taylor, swiftly.

I am definitely under an influence ;)

I think randilyn began a joint again, if that clarifies things.

I don’t see any problem with this. Once we conquer Canada and make them our affable slaves such landscape will be an American territory. It represents progress, goals, an America double the size and GOING STRONG. God, freedom tastes sweet, doesn’t it? Like sweet, sweet maple syrup-all you can drink. We’re coming for…

Scalia’s view on Roe v. Wade was that it should be overturned, because our founding fathers didn’t go around having abortions.

Abigail Adams to John Adams:

Yeah I’m Team Taylor on this one. Given the astronomical size of Kanye’s ego, I highly doubt he called Taylor Swift to “clear” anything with her before releasing it. That’s almost laughable in how unlikely it is. It’s also hilarious that he thinks he made her famous - exhibit 1,792 of his over-inflated ego.