Oh no! That is too funny though. When I was in Jordan a friend discovered she’d been telling cab drivers to go around the menstrual period instead of around the traffic circle! Both words have to do with cyclical/circular things so they share the same consonant root.

THANK YOU.

I agree, on the whole. But I think it’s public because it is being used as evidence in the trial.

Yeah, you know how “Malik” is such a common Brazilian name and all. And if he were a POC from South America instead, lumping him in with terrorists would no longer be offensive!

But dude. He’s British-Pakistani. His personal religious convictions aside, he is obviously a member of ethnic group frequently derided with “terrorist” jokes. I mean, how anyone not know that “Zayn Malik” is not exactly a WASP name? Your obtuseness is just astounding.

Wow, I wish you had taught at my middle school! You keep fighting the good fight! Those kids are lucky.

Idk, I don't gchat?

I appreciate your caveat bc Smelly Torture Wads is my band name and I was about to be so offended if you were attacking that. ;)

I have had Mirena for nearly three years now with no side effects past a week of cramping and bleeding immediately post-insertion, and I had it put in as a young virgin.

Well, you know those dinosaurs, with their private helicopters and their love of venture capitalism.

Well, I don't expect much of anything to beat out free porn. But I am crushed to see filthy fanfiction falling so soon! Filthy fanfiction should make it to the end!

I would read that! ;)

IF FILTHY FANFICTION DOES NOT WIN I WILL NO LONGER BE FRIEND WITH ANY OF YOU!

Because all the grown women hang out in playgrounds and carry no money or phone, just waiting to be rescued by a man! #pedoalert

I am now picturing Thor dressed in stripper garb, sexy dancing with his hammer. ;)

You are my hero.

Omg tailored penis warmers!! Lol dying.

ModCloth is the worst for having gorgeous dresses that I NEED...and then I realize they are super-short and the fabric does not provide any stretch, so you can't move once you get the dress on. Blergh :(

They over-expanded and had to pull way back, IIRC. I fake-bought Krispy Kreme stock for a math project in school and it didn't do so great. (The other stock I fake-bought was Microsoft, and over the course of the project I lost the second-largest amount of fake money of anyone in the class.)

This reminds me of the Sherlock Holmes story where a victim gets a threatening letter from the KKK and Sherlock is all, "Huh, what's that? Better go home and look it up in my books."