also Aykroyd is partially responsible for shitty house of blues venues all over the place. life-time pass: denied.

yeah but when i last heard him on Simmons, I didn't get the impression the man show was supposed to be exaggerated or satiric. guy sounds like he really believes he's one of the characters on mad men.

almond nuts?

i hate you joe plumber

man
he looks like john mccain now

holy crap. i don't know if i'd recognize music from toejam and earl or not. if i did i would feel pretty pretty good about myself. for a moment.

i've always been partial to the french pet name "chou" because it means cabbage, and i think that is funny. i love you cabbage. ahhhh.

the line about mud flaps has always equally repulsed me and cracked me up

why? why do you lie.?

Chicken soup for the zombie
men are from mars zombies are from venus

not my chair not my problem, that's what i always say

parma, just so you know, i recently found out he's going to be in columbus as well

Ghoulies
Never saw the movie but the cover of it had me stacking up heavy objects on top of the toilet at bathtime.

I had to turn the volume down in order to play the castle levels of Mario Bros. Music freaked me out as a kid. Incredibly wussy.

cancer boy
I always imagine its him grown up reading the sponsor list in between programs on NPR. Did you see? Did you see? It's me and the John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation.

Apparently, there wasn't anyone in the world who didn't love the guy completely? Umm I seem to recall a Hulk Hogan bodyslamming that says otherwise.

holy crap i would actually watch that.

i wonder
if it bothers either one of them that Steven Seagul movies get bigger laughs than rob schneider's. conversely i think more people watch Schneider's movies hoping to see someone karate kicked through the face.

don't get him started on rivers…

what's with this show. how can we all only remember one thing. mine's the one where he's trying to win some diversity contest so that he can get a third tv forr his bedroom (so whatever postion he is most comfortable in he can still watch)