I thought the scene where he was trying to save the airplane as it’s falling apart was absolutely fantastic, but everything else? FEH! When a fax machine acts as a vital plot point in 2006, there are problems.

I feel like the beard is a ploy to detract from the wig. “Look at all this hair growing out of my head, can’t stop it! grows all over the place!”

I mean, she’s Spanish and Italian, so technically she’s white European.

“Can i get a dumb haircut and/or facial hair?” - John Travolta before accepting a role.

This isn’t a parody? This is for real?

I just googled her and I’m pretty certain she’s a space alien.

Only very recently was that age gap considered out of the ordinary.

In a way, she was probably the last of her kind (for the British monarchy anyways). I don’t think Prince William marrying someone so young and so obviously handpicked because she was a virgin would have played well in the press.

Which resulted in one of the greatest SNL sketches of all time, with Carvey as Perot dumping Hartman as Stockdale off in the woods.

Yes. Today he would be seen as a communist: he opposed NAFTA, wanted to cut defense, raise taxes, pay for schools. Crazy.

The best thing about his run was the SNL skits about him trying to rid of his running mate. Just thinking about Stockdale falling asleep makes me giggle.

They sound completely high.

I’ve long been on the fence about a human-ending nuclear war; this morning’s dirt bag pushed me well over that fence.. If there is one candidate that can accomplish this within their first 100 days as president, it’s Trump.

It takes a mighty fucked up thing to make me take Kris Jenner’s side. And, yet, that pantry mocking video has me doing just that.

I don’t understand this love for Rob? I don’t watch KUWTK, but from the bits I saw way back when, he was a whiney little shit, slut shaming and dissing his sisters left and right while happily living off their money.

I am on team Rob and all but this does not make me feel better about my decision.

I just watched the videos on Instagram. Do they actually not know what the stuff is? Can they read? Are they joking? WTF indeed

I can’t be mad at Kris. Filling your children’s refrigerators with food they have no intention of eating is a parent’s prerogative.

omg James Harden and James Corden are different people!

Colbert comes off like a douche here. He told Affleck he looked like he was on a street corner. Now imagine if Colbert insulted the appearance of a female guest, and the guest responded uncomfortably — we would be crucifying Colbert for abusing the power dynamic of host/guest.