With a Stone Wave you can :)

You mean you aren't supposed to cook like that? I mean....yeah. What kind of fool would cook like that?

In my experience (observed from families, friends, and coworkers), nobody ever utilizes the power setting. Imagine trying to cook everything in your oven at 500 degrees and only high on your stove top.

if you know of a better way to launder campaign money, i’m sure doland is all ears.

Dynel Lane is a victim. She’s just a 35 yr old child and “Making a Murderer” shows that she was possibly set up by the police.

THIS. Like, someone I know had a miscarriage and she is vocally pro-choice and she literally got shit from people about how it didn’t really matter because it was like she got an abortion.

You might want to try The Brothers Karamazov next. It’s about some guys who are brothers.

Well, O.J. did get picked first overall.

When a scout at the combine asked me if I thought my mother was attractive.

This sounds like it would be fun:
“You’re defending Bill Cosby. What’s your summation?”
“If you knew I was scouting you, would you sooner cut off your pinkie toe or mine?”
“Why do you think suitcases hate gingers?”
“Ray Lewis definitely did it, right?”

Have you read Lolita? It's about this girl who goes on trips and stuff with an older friend.

A Tale of Two Cities: It's a memoir about living in London vs. Paris.

I also read a book. It was called 1984. It’s about this guy and his big brother.

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The “it’s about architecture and architects” had me DYING.

I get your point and everything but to say that Meryl Streep was playing “a mother” in The Iron Lady seems about as fair as saying Brando won for The Godfather playing a Legitimate Businessman.

I’m...confused. These categories are not mutually exclusive. For instance, the pic accompanying this article. Would you categorize Cate Blanchett’s role in Carol as a “wife” character? I certainly wouldn’t. I would categorize it as a character who, among the many things about her, is married to someone.

So, you’re saying you want Donald Trump?

“She’s important because she...I just really identified with her,” Watson reflects. “I was the girl in school whose hand shot up to answer the questions. I was really eager to learn in an uncool way. In a super uncool way, actually. And then the character of Hermione gave me permission to be who I was.”

I’ve been saying this all along. Bernie Sanders, Strom Thurmond, what’s the difference, really? I mean, they’re both progressives!