“Dance with the One That Brought You” and “Party” (the Billy Currington one, not the Mark McGrath one). I think she’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, followed closely by Janelle Monae.

YASS

Researchers at Pennsylvania State University found that girls who have sex lose friends, while boys gain them. The opposite is true with “lighter” sexual behavior—girls who made out saw an increase in popularity, while boys took a hit.

That’s why you listen to punk rock and don’t give a fuck, duh.

So I go the pharmacy and get Plan B, which is basically like mainlining a bunch of birth-control pills. Even though I am solidly pro-choice for everyone else...

And was engaged to Deadpool til they broke up and he married Black Widow. Just sayin. (Then THEY broke up)

ANGELINA JOLIE MAKES BRAD PITT PEE SITTING DOWN

Pee sitting down? Pah. A real feminist wouldn’t allow him to have a penis at all.

Bobby, I didn’t see any pictures of the ring.

I’m all for equal rights, but not ALL the rights. Let’s not get crazy.

“I mean, there is literally no reason to get married if you’re not eliminating your identity in the process.”

“I mean, I’m totally for equal rights and all, until it requires doing anything differently from how we currently do things.”

I don’t know what to do about that, but allowing the salon owners to exploit desperate people can’t be the solution.

I'm always shocked when unfettered capitalism turns out to be exploitive. Shocked I tell you, simply shocked.

Anna, I hate to be “that guy” but the headline made me think this was going to be about two people when it is apparently just a couple of shit stains? Please edit, thx.

Yup. I’ve seen Swedish tour buses with a lower blonde:brunette ratio than that.

Yes! That’s what I thought. My sister was like nope, there’s a couple brunettes in there. That’s not representative!

Hehe. I am a NATURAL white blond dude (with hints of gold in the sunlight.) I always get a chuckle when some hugely made up girl/woman looks at my glowing brush cut and says: “Who bleaches your hair?!?”

Just missing a “On Rita Ora”