oooh #1 is amazing... I have a candidate name for that one: “cyanetics”

“wooden shoe like to know” by opi

I think there’s a special place in hell for people who are so peeved that people aren’t bringing them food in a blizzard that the contemplate EGGING THE RESTAURANT. Like, what the fuck.

There is a special place in hell for people who order delivery during snowstorms. And in that hell, crab rangoon will always be Three. Blocks. Away.

It’s like they’re always on their periods or something.

god men are so sensitive

And then they banned me anyway.

There ought to be a picture of you right next to the dictionary definition of hypocrisy. You’re the human personification of Feminism Lite.

Dude.

Clearly a very polite and considerate bear, who ate all of the boring pies, and saved the fancy pies for me. The world needs more bears like this!

Why does nobody believe me when I tell them this?

You know who liked strawberry rhubarb pie?

would eat all the strawberry rhubarb. all of it. maybe bear was just saving those pies for us? what a good bear.

This bear was THOUGHTFUL. He didn't eat the strawberry rhubarb because that would be RUDE. Everyone knows strawberry rhubarb is the best pie.

Oh man, there goes my teenage go-to excuse for getting out of things.

I was surprise that they didn’t end the sketch with them backstage and removing their masks to reveal that they were the women in the “lick it real good” lecture 2 seasons back.

I think Jenny Poison is my favorite troll today.

I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP MYSELF

If you guys can’t stop bickering I WILL TURN THIS INTERNET RIGHT AROUND

Yeah, the hypocracy is unbelivable.

if the stereotypes were true perhaps this app should be doing better http://eskimobrotherapp.com/