And this is how we distract the people from what’s going on at the southern border.

This presidency is a 4-year-long car crash. Americans like to watch car crashes. Of course the networks are all going to air it.

Yes, Heavy Metal is the first thing I thought of.

You’re omitting the fact that BK’s representatives were honoring the agreement for a period before summarily ceasing to do so. This indicates that BK understood and accepted their obligations under the agreement. The existence of a verbal contract is confirmed by BK meeting the unique terms of that contract.

The employee(s) in this matter are not “random”, they are representatives of Burger King and therefore at the very center of the lawsuit.

You get a lifetime supply of loaves and fishes, from the usual source.

A promise is a verbal contract, by definition. It’s also a contract that Burger King’s representatives and employees were honoring, demonstrating Burger King’s understanding of, and agreement to, the contract.

Ignore his ignorance and bad behaviour, and you legitimize it. By letting it become the new normal, you lower the bar for future presidents.

Trump: “Homophones?? The Gays LOVE Me!!

Blend your butter with olive oil for a tastier, healthier, more spreadable experience. I use a cup of olive oil for each pound of butter, but you can choose the proportion that works best for you.

(Not sure how useful a time-in would be before a kid is emotionally mature enough to be able to articulate anything)

This is exactly the way to make a roast beef dinner back in the day.

A family favourite and oft-requested birthday meal: Cheeseburger Soup. Velveeta plus lean ground chuck plus whatever else you’d put in your favourite homemade beef stew. 

It doesn’t matter how patently false this accusation might be. It will get airtime on Fox Nooze, and maybe Trump will echo it at a rally, and then all the MAGA-brained will smile and nod their heads and say to each other “I knew Mueller was evil.”

Guilty.

Bravo. Just Bravo.

Calgary Airport loudspeaker: “WestJet flight 115 to The Centre of the Universe, now boarding at Gate 2.”

This isn’t a black thing. This isn’t a mental health thing. This is a Dr. Phil ratings thing.

This is a direct appeal to nationalists, and also a dog whistle to fascists.

Old joke: