Blend your butter with olive oil for a tastier, healthier, more spreadable experience. I use a cup of olive oil for each pound of butter, but you can choose the proportion that works best for you.

(Not sure how useful a time-in would be before a kid is emotionally mature enough to be able to articulate anything)

This is exactly the way to make a roast beef dinner back in the day.

A family favourite and oft-requested birthday meal: Cheeseburger Soup. Velveeta plus lean ground chuck plus whatever else you’d put in your favourite homemade beef stew. 

It doesn’t matter how patently false this accusation might be. It will get airtime on Fox Nooze, and maybe Trump will echo it at a rally, and then all the MAGA-brained will smile and nod their heads and say to each other “I knew Mueller was evil.”

Guilty.

Bravo. Just Bravo.

Calgary Airport loudspeaker: “WestJet flight 115 to The Centre of the Universe, now boarding at Gate 2.”

This isn’t a black thing. This isn’t a mental health thing. This is a Dr. Phil ratings thing.

This is a direct appeal to nationalists, and also a dog whistle to fascists.

Old joke:

Well duh. You pay a homeless guy a quarter to follow along behind with your kid.

Let’s remember that, whether he’s guilty or not, the purpose of these hearings is to take measure of Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s character. Already that is called into question, and if he is confirmed, this will taint every single decision he makes on the bench, forevermore.

The presumption of innocence is indeed broken right now, and that’s a very dangerous thing for a free and just society.

Don’t forget Canada’s VZ9 Avrocar!

As usual, Dick Tracy was way out in front of this one.

The really REALLY scary thing about all of this? This is our culture we’re talking about here. Our music, our art, and our stories.

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

Unfortunately, these few “bad apples” are protected by their local police association and the other 99% of police who are willing to perjure themselves for the sake of their “brother in blue”.

Excellent point. If the method of arrest was legitimate, the officer should welcome the extra evidence her recording would have to offer.