Another option at some libraries is Hoopla.

Call the Turing Police.

Blend your butter with olive oil for a tastier, healthier, more spreadable experience. I use a cup of olive oil for each pound of butter, but you can choose the proportion that works best for you.

Sound career advice from 1967:

(Not sure how useful a time-in would be before a kid is emotionally mature enough to be able to articulate anything)

Beat me to it. Bravo!

This is exactly the way to make a roast beef dinner back in the day.

A family favourite and oft-requested birthday meal: Cheeseburger Soup. Velveeta plus lean ground chuck plus whatever else you’d put in your favourite homemade beef stew. 

Make it into a bracelet, and you’ve found the perfect middle ground between a smartphone and a smartwatch!

Ajit? Ajit Pai?

We don’t see this fellow lurking about, do we?

So the solar sail was just furled until it completed a slingshot maneuver around our sun.

‘Nuff said.

Son, all the smart money is on quantum air conditioning.

No problem, glad to have the positive feedback.

Google promptly forgot about it, but they already made the perfect 2-in-1 back in 2015. It was called the Pixel C.

This is pretty much the plot of Bug Jack Barron by Norman Spinrad.

It doesn’t matter how patently false this accusation might be. It will get airtime on Fox Nooze, and maybe Trump will echo it at a rally, and then all the MAGA-brained will smile and nod their heads and say to each other “I knew Mueller was evil.”

Just a hypothesis - They adorned their tools, their dwellings and themselves with colourful lead oxide-rich clay, and neglected to wash their hands before preparing and eating food.

Guilty.