The same mob that were standing outside this restaurant screaming at the customers and calling them murders?

Seriously, Chiropractic is so bogus, even a ridiculous show like Two and a Half Men couldn’t help making fun of it. Is Alan the type of guy you want seeing how far around he can twist your neck? :-/

A 2010 systematic review stated that there is no good evidence to assume that neck manipulation is an effective treatment for any medical condition and suggested a precautionary principle in healthcare for chiropractic intervention even if a causality with vertebral artery dissection after neck manipulation were…

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Lithgow, pfft! No, this is the correct link:

The judge should also have sentenced him to be poor the rest of his life.

Again: “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.”

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

Dyb, dyb, dyb!

I had a couple of ‘70s -’80s Chrysler cars that featured a headlight high-beam/dimmer switch on the floor.

My ‘70 Dodge Dart had one of these, too. Made a sad little wet fart noise when you stepped on it.

Copywriting, lifestyle and personal wealth articles for major banks and insurance companies. (These days, more web-based than not.) I used to work at an agency where I wrote for technology clients, but The Fates drove me in this direction.

I have been writing commercially for nearly 40 years. I made good money (the “none of your business” kind of money) and managed to raise a big family quite comfortably.

“I turn the jar upside-down, and beat the bottom of it like a rented mule. Spank it two, three times, turn it right-side up, and the lid twists right off.”

Sounds silly, but it works: hold the lid steady while you turn the jar, instead of the other way around.

Go up to the nice lady wearing the Tim Horton’s cap and say “double-double please”. Don’t forget the “please”.

Nobody EVER promised that autonomobiles (I just made that up, pass it on) would eliminate 100% of all traffic fatalities. All that was promised was several-orders-of-magnitude greater safety. And that’s what we’ve got.

I too cheer you on!

That looks like you used deli sliced corned beef rather than potted corned beef. An interesting choice that suggests you’re not from the old country, let alone Boston. Maybe NYC?

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