#FitBitch

I suggest that next year, instead of just handing out the Oscars, they make the celebs fight for them, cage match style.

Mr. Mayer has a nice wiener. (Or so I’m told.)

Plus spiders the size of dinner plates.

...higher-profile nominees don’t really mean a damn thing when it comes to TV ratings of the ceremony...

*Doc Brown voice*

+1 Potato salad laws

I have to leave the house while my significant other cooks beef kidneys.

Around here, most venison is acquired by driving quickly on country roads

Question: what is the relationship between the apparently shredded “corned beef” found in tins and the cured, thin sliced “corned beef” served in delis? 

WE EXPERIENCED AN AIRCRAFT-WIDE CONDITION FUCHSIA.

Roger Corman’s 1961 The Pit and the Pendulum with Vincent Price. I have my demons, but this was the first time I considered the particular horror of being buried alive.

So that’s why all the Simpsons dolls and figurines I’ve ever see looked so ...off. There’s only a narrow range of angles in which to view them the way they’re shown on TV.

Peoria Johnson told Dirty Ol’ Joe
I can break out of any old jail, you know
The bars are iron, the walls are stone
All I need me is an old fishbone
Fish in the jailhouse tonight, all right, oh boy
They’re serving fish in the jailhouse tonight, all right, oh boy

Wonder Woman Breastfed a Vacuum Cleaner is my new punk rock band name.

That’s actually a major selling point for Google phones like Nexus and Pixel. For your money you also get about three years of OS updates and seemingly unending monthly security updates.

2001: A Space Odyssey quite deliberately had no character development.

There is a difference between preparing for war and wishing for war.

Trekkies.

Today we finally found out what the Internet was for.