Is your friend related to these guys?

Dockers Without Borders

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

To be clear here too, not all D&C’s are abortions. The procedure happens after natural death in the uterus as well.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

Yeah, but rooming with Jim Tomsula would be kinda fun.

I’d start with when you get punched in the face and they fall down.

Well, he does have good stats. Terrific stats. The best stats.

Grayson by far. It’s the Grayson Allen of names.

seriously, Texans love the shape of their state more than Michiganders like the shape of theirs, and that is REALLY saying something.

I’m sure Tim would have stopped to chat if you said hello.

Totally unrelated but I’ve got a.... friend that might be interested in these. Do you know where my friend could pick some up?

I just use https://www.drawnames.com/

Thought the lions were gonna start fucking.

Now thats a “Kansas City Shuffle “

If these neighbors were smart, they’d take these pics and put them on io9.

I guess that also explains why Drake and Steph are about half as freaked out as Chappelle.

They’ll break the wine glass and stab you with the stem the second you relax.

yes

Wine comes in a bottle?