Mike Diaper would have had my vote.

Is the Shazam movie a sequel or a remake? Will they bring back Sinbad?

Better work on that. Or you’re going to be in a lot of trouble the next time you host your family’s annual sack race.

Funky Buttlovin

Signature or real-time resting heart rate?

I’ll miss the time that my best friend and I made him pay for out meal at the diner. I had the soup de jour, still not sure what it was.

Rigged! Of course it’s rigged. But finally Julio wanted his day in the sun, so he cashed in on all the favors he gave to Billy, particularly letting him win all these years.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

“The receiving player must maintain full control of the ball from the initial point of contact all the way through CTE diagnosis.”

By that, I mean, in a post, finish out your awesome analogy in a Jeter manner.

Don’t shit on my dreams, dude.

Leslie Knope, is that you?

Thoughts and prayers.

Where are the Arby’s/ham sandwich jokes???

wrong coach.

Also, Jerry in Accounting.

Fuck that overrated piece of shit movie with a spiked barbed wire baseball bat. Bull Durham was a billion times better even though Tim Robbins threw like a girl.

No politics please

Stereotypes are a real time saver.

Huff’s Imagine Dragons response is actually pretty convincing, especially when you take into account all the corroborating evidence from Bofa.