I look forward to reading his upcoming Deadspin articles.

This will be super helpful for him if he ever ends up on the A’s.

TJ Yeldon: “Can I kick it?”

Your wrong their using it correctly.

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.

he can’t read yet

This analysis is flawless

This confirms what everyone should already know: NEVER ALLOW PICTURES OF YOUR FEET TO BE TAKEN. Feet are just plain gross, and these aren’t even close to being among the worst.

Seemed legit.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

I’m up late googling good teen action and I get this shit?

This is the most boring thread I’ve ever read.

Stephen “Steven-Larry-Terry-Jerry-Gary” Hauschka

Yes unions drive up wages, but at what cost? Employee productivity. Unions only favor the incompetent members and the Union executives. Better employees are locked into standardized pay raises and advancement ladders thus removing the incentive to be a better employee than the person next to you.

Fire Redford and hire this guy.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

I’m just glad I can root for the Cubs and their mascot without feeling like a big dick.

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

You may want to discuss blood pressure medication with your primary care physician, lest you suffer acute medical distress in situations such as these.