Your move detroit

Schilling is the same guy who went absolutely batshit insane when his daughter was the subject of social media trolls a little while ago. Yet he has no problem with the Trumpster drooling over young girls. Why, it’s almost like Curt’s a giant goddamn hypocrite!

At least he dressed up for the occasion.

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

I just can’t believe he never went to Zach Britton.

Negative interest? What does he look like, a Japanese bank?

I was going to make a big fuss of the fact that you misspelled Scarlet three times, but frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn...

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Some jackass somewhere created a royalty-free SVG or EPS of the states that either didn’t include the Keweenaw peninsula or didn’t group it with the rest of Michigan, and now that thing gets used for every goddamn infographic map I see. I say we acknowledge this as defacto annexation by Canada.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

My son was prone to demanding that we not look at him back when he was a toddler. I guess what I’m saying is maybe Bumgarner was just pooping his pants.

As a Tigers fan I’m still pissed we hired Randy Smith from the Padres.

Pics of thumb dancing, or it didnt happen.

I honestly thought when I clicked the article link that it would go to this image. I was disappointed.

I didn’t “feel unified” the night of 9-11-01, because I was paralyzed and silent while quietly wondering if my uncle was alive and not wanting to ask my parents because I figured if they knew, they’d tell me.

Sure, blowing a 17+ point lead is a pretty good metric for choking, but a better one is missed game winning field goals of 35 yards or less. Bonus points if it’s under 30 yards, and/or would get your team into the playoffs.

I honestly thought Albom had died a few years ago, and now you’ve ruined that for me. Asshole.