Which 49ers DB was it?

I wasn’t sure where I stood on this while Kaepernick issue, but now I’m glad it happened because it is going to force us to confront an ugly fact that no one wants to acknowledge and many young people don’t believe is even possible:

Cool story, but I missed the part where Yahoo was ESPN.

Pixie Burger is pretty nice.

Literally all of those third names could be made up and I wouldn’t know it.

I have no idea who anyone other than Blake Bortles is. The list of third names sounds like a bunch of made up hooey so I went with Dickman because this is Deadspin. Dicks are expected.

Cricket? Rugby? Basketball? What is wrong with you? Are you some sort of... foreigner?

“I’m against protesting, but I don’t know how to show it.”

Always replay truthers

Congrats Tony!

Nailed it.

Great, just what we need, another Antonio Cromartie or Travis Henry.

Saw a mermaid once. I saw the woman half sticking out of the water, waving her hands frantically towards me, so I waved back, just to be friendly, I’ve never met a mermaid before, so what do you even say?? Then she disappeared under the water and must have swam back to her mercity. Pretty neat little day at the beach.

A third Lions hall of famer retired in his prime. RIP Zodiac Motherfucker. You shall be missed.

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot

Jim Caldwell, like Buster Bluth, excelled at the Milford Academy, where he was neither seen nor heard.

I know this has been said time and again, but it is damn well worth repeating.

FYI, Teixeira is actually retiring at the end of the season, not Friday.

I haven’t seen this much fuss over A Rod since the “Deep Space Homer” episode of The Simpsons.

That is the least tempting food item I’ve ever heard described. Throw that crap in the toilet and let Liam wipe the rim with his disgusting sock.