Sounds like "racist" might be a little closer.

"Butt-faced shitbag" is probably the most accurate description of Cowherd in existence.

He said scariest, not dumbest.

I'm guessing here, but I would think it's the "underage" that makes it human trafficking. Minors can't consent to sex with adults, so they're traffickers not just pimps.

Why, because you are from the streets?

Baltimorons.

Ah yes, demilitarized. That makes it completely harmless, because 17 tons of mobile steel can't possibly cause massive amounts of damage to an urban center.

Jeremy Clarkson supporters: Capable of acquiring a tank and driving it on public roads.

So they were able to get a tank, but they couldn't find someone with an actual Simpson Racing Diamondback helmet to present himself as a Stig that doesn't look like he bought one of those really crappy knock off Halloween costumes that costs $20 at Walgreens?

Gotta admire the long-con.

Not any more, that we know of.

Hey, everyone! Look at the butthurt Duke fan!

"I don't look at myself as a basketball coach. I look at myself as a man who ignores rape allegations who just happens to coach basketball."

Whenever I visit my relatives in America it is quite funny to watch the constant state of paranoia everyone seems to be in.

Because the chip in dogs only has information identifying the owner and their contact information, it doesn't actually track anything.

I find it creepy as hell. If I was a child who was chipped in such a way, I'd carve the thing out myself, pain and disfigurement be damned.

How about the fact that it contributes to a child's sense that they're never truly independent or free or even remotely trusted to be self-aware as beings?

How sad that South Park was more than exactly right about this one. Yet, if you tell people that the world is SIGNIFICANTLY safer than it's been in the past, they look at you like you're a nutjob.