You know damn well she doesn't have any pubic hair.

I sent in a complaint to the FCC regarding Pete Carroll's middle finger to basic human intelligence. Any reason why that is not on the list, Barry?

The best part is pouring one for someone who doesn't know how to pour a Nitro and see that split second, "oh spit, he's gone rogue" look on their face.

@ProFootballTalk

Well put though I'm not sure there is enough water in the world for me to shower off the notion that "Peter King is the voice of reason" on this.

I swear that if I see someone has created a "Keep Calm and Clarkson On" poster I will punch that person in the face.

James May does. If this wasn't in Florida there would be little doubt who was behind it.

Willy!
Come check this out!
It's like a giant flying...

Johnson!

Two balls. [looking up from game]

Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...

Pecker.

DICK! Dick, take a look starboard.

Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

Yes, it's racist. Like, super racist. "100%" that "race or culture"? How can you be 100% of any culture, in today's world? ...or race? Everybody's got some mix in them.

By this logic, only Native Americans should be allowed to become Miss America.

I think there's a level of douchebaggery and beyond-beyond-reasonable-doubt where beatings should be in play as legal punishment. Because this person needs beatings.

That guy should be arrested and charged with assault.