So much this. I will not attend your wedding if it is at a time when there are standing plans years in advance. I'm sorry, but your wedding is the biggest day of YOUR life. For me, its at best a good excuse to get drunk. More than likely, its a day where I'll spend more than I want and end up babysitting some…

The other lesson - your grandmother is old and going to die and you gain nothing from that sort of honesty. Not your fault though, teenagers are basically awful all the time.

It does - but not so frequently as to be a "meh, part of deer life" thing.

*slow clap*

I never really thought he was a good guy....or a bad guy. Just a professional. The tone in the first half seems about right - warns the guy that isnt the target, but then does what he has to do to get the target. As he becomes the scarey "bad guy" in the trailer they kind of lost me. Like any tool, its all about…

We already knew the answer to this.

Not enough time in jail. That's...thats just not okay!

+10 for "the boom part"

Thank you. This cheapens everyone involved.

Your troll is *much* stronger than your theology.

Yeesh. May this be the largest problem you face every day.

....what is this?

Id be all for creating new Battleships stacking a bunch of these on top of each other...except it doesn't make a ton of sense right now. Outside of the power generation issues, etc, a huge reason those old gunships got so big was survivability - and you cant tell me we have a hull right now (or could even design one)…

I think his point is that he'd like to use something that can cause a bit more (indiscriminate) havoc. Probably something with a designation that starts with "B".

Gads, those guns. These boats are almost certainly never going to be activated again (the advent of the rail gun will be the final nail in a coffin that's been pretty well sealed for a while) - but man. So much power in on package so perfectly designed to deliver it. Gotta love the battlewagons.

I've used "male" in that context, but never female. Struck me as dehumanizing (good to see my gut was right!) but, as a dudebro, I felt like I could dehumanize my own gender.

You're right. I'm very, very sorry. I'll be better.

People, in general, do not respond well to evidence contrary to their firmly held beliefs. They cling all the harder. Therefore, I've given up trying to convince, rather I've gone the cathartic route for me - which is insulting people and socially ostracizing them. Here's there scarey thing - I'd bet dollars to…

I...actually enjoyed Brady's response to Marky mark there. What strange world am I living in that I depends on that ugg wearing model to be the classy one? blah. I feel dirty.