Re-posting the best twitter response here.

He has almost certainly done more damage to his HOF chances than Shaper did by being a rapist. Because the football media is a bunch of self important jackanapes.

Nope. Its disgusting.

I'm good with my Catholic upbringing as well. I have argued the finer points of theology with a few of my priests, even called in a Jesuit to help once - but overall, I was a pretty happy Catholic growing up. Were there some hypocritical dirtbags around? Sure, but you can say the same thing about any population of…

Im a semi-practicing Catholic - and this doesn't surprise me one bit. I don't attend Church regularly for a lot of the reasons you list here- bigotry and ignorance chief among them (so few Christians know even basic theology. Its frustrating - how can you claim to have a life dedicated to something that you've never…

Absolutely. Also, fuck all those hillbilly bastards who live in the country and largely make significantly less than us vastly superior city folk, they can milk their own cow or starve. Also, I cant wait to see prices for everything I buy spike massively. Whatever we do, lets make sure that our new taxes…

Honestly shocking that Gronk still has a shirt on.

Goddammit.

Funny, I was going to say this, and then you were here! Thanks!

Two things

Love the bone. Nice post.

Gah! Thank you for making be glad to be an American today.

Yeah, I kind of want to hear your questions as well. One of the few things that a most people are pretty good with, keeping many, many guns near that fruit loop in the North.

While this is excellent information...I was kidding.

After reading those excerpts, I have a massive need to go and kill something, anything, all the things!

Hold on a damn second. These are the Russians. They're supposed to have twice as many men as material and simply throw them away meat grinder style. STAY TRUE TO YOUR ROOTS, RUSSIA. PEOPLE ARE EXPENDABLE.

Yup. I wish the cop wouldn't have done it...but...I TOTALLY get why he did. I probably would have too (but that's why I'm not a cop - they'd get sick of my shit, even in New York).

*chuckle* because, of course, believing in an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent being leaves room for "I slipped, fell, and landed on a naked woman, HONEST!".

Actually, after some thought, you probably can zap people for getting out of their car and approaching you however. Not a spectacularly good idea.

The internet tells me the three forms of ID thing is bullshit. So...there's that.