Ponder, the poor bastard that he is, got hit more than any one human should have to endure, football player or not. If any of his O lineman cash a check this week, they're thieves.

Those shoes are fantastic. I will be buying them for one of my shoe fetishist lady friends yesterday.

Well, at least I know I'm not a freak. At 29 (holding out for a few more months!) I cant even look at someone under the age of 25 without wanting to cut off my man bits with a cleaver.

I was out for drinks with a friends daughter (aged 22) last night, and while there were many creepy old dudes who seemed to…

The renno's are a thing of beauty - but there isnt much market in the US for them. The Ferrari makes more sense - and their history tells us that they'll catch back up.

Stop it. Please. You're killing me. This has been rehashed about a million times now on Jaloponik - which is where I'll refer you for an actual breakdown of why you just said is idiotic. However, the summery is:

1) You can't see shit to the right front of a sprint car.

Again, to echo the statements of the more informed below you -

Welcome to why football will never die. No matter how terrible it is for us, no matter how corrupt it becomes.

Every time someone posts about this show, I'm always proud of my decision to not watch it.

BINGO! Sleeping with someone under false pretense can be one hell of an invasion, and we generally blast those who do it. We dont admonish the behavior or men and women equally, and that is a problem - but that doesnt make it okay.

Stop trying to be pragmatic. You'll find no friends here.

We already have a bar by that name. Please try again.

While massively offended by the eye rape.

I wish I could help you. I look at men who do this as an alien race, one that I'm fairly certain is not friendly, and probably dangerous.

So, you know...sorry about other dudes, I guess. Probably, you should be thankful for the gigantic 'soul sucking bro' warning.

I cannot second this hard enough (hah! See what I did there?) I mean, yeah, my dick is cool and all...but dear god why? I cannot think of a single reason I would ever send a dick pic. I mean, do we really need proof of life on this one? Is that, perhaps, the concern? Other males, let me help you. SHE ALREADY…

This is a job? This is a job.

Man, did I fuck up.

Isnt this soccer? I mean, were there any riots? If not, well, we were pretty well behaved, frankly.

I've sat next to visiting cards fans before (at Miller Park) and it was actually a very pleasant experience. Good people generally.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Cant even be a little annoyed with this. Great film. Hope you have a good day!

Like I said - I had a feeling I was reading too far into it - I don't want to seem accusatory.