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For real. As crazy as she is, RHOD would be worthless if it wasn’t for the insane Leanne Locken.

It was a service trip to Haiti, a few years back. It was associated with a media story, hence her inclusion. It was just five days, but we were a pretty tight little travel group, staying in accommodations well below anyone’s usual 5-star standard, eating dubious foodstuffs in dodgy vans on terrifying mountain roads.

Pour one out for Tiffany Trump.

hmmmm, good point. If the boy resisted her “encouragement” and said, “You know what? Go fuck yourself,” and blocked her number. Would she still be guilty of a crime? If so, what? “Attempted involuntary manslaughter”? Whew, that is awkward. “I am guilty of attempting to do something involuntarily.”

But marriage is already a legally binding contract with no religious implications. You don’t have to have any religious implications to it if you don’t want to.

Lol the cookbook was a dead deal long before the relationship.

“I got divorced TWICE on this fucking show.”

Sonja rn:

SWEET JUSTICE, thy name is the Bravo editing department. Those bitches have gotten CATTY.

Sonja’s blurred out nipples really elevate this.

Meanwhile, YOU ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND I AM IN BROOKLYN.

I am personally thrilled for the return of single Luann. Ahoy, matey.

“He loved the nurse, not the reality star” is the most bullshit thing about this. Tom fucked that ENTIRE cast and like you say, made many cameos on the show. He is literally the East Coast Slade Smiley.

My first thought was literally “THAT SNAKE WAITED TILL THEY TAPED THE REUNION TO DO THIS! WHAT THE FUCK.”

I imagine B will be more like this:

The Real Attic Suites of Divorced and Disenfranchised Housewives.

Ramona must be in her glory (this calls for a new macrame dress!) and Andy Cohen must be sick to his stomach that they aren’t filming and that the reunion is over.

Choosing a different industry at 43 is a nontrivial task. Age discrimination may not be legal, but every entry-level employer does it.

This is the dark side of nepotism that people never hear about: what if your family hates you? Your career of benefiting from your family name is basically over. Sad.