Actually, discharging a firearm in a public road is a first-degree misdemeanor in Florida:

you can’t be arrested for (potentially felony) malicious destruction of property? News to me! Time to fuck with my neighbors!

Serious question: Knifing or drilling someone’s tires out (not to mention their engine) is not an arrestable offense in Florida?

Uhhhh... dude...?

Today someone told me that they thought Jeff Sessions was doing a good job and I went off. When I got to the fact that Sessions was too racist to be a judge under Reagan they said that maybe he changed and I was like no dude, if anything he’s actually more racist than he was back then.

Your comment reminds me of the time I wore a red cardigan to work and my co-worker said she just loved how Hispanic people always dressed so colorfully. I told her we did that because you never knew when you’d encounter a fiesta. She believed me.

Because it’s dripping with it and all of his subsequent comments bear that out conclusively? And oh I don’t know, nearly a decade of reading these morons pop in on Jezebel? Like you? You already seem like a strong candidate to be one of those morons. You might even be one of the same morons I’ve already bitched out…

I’m a punk-rocker who grew up in the various ghettos of Detroit. Nothing about me is fake or bro-ish. I’m exactly what I present myself as and perfectly willing to admit sometimes I’m an asshole. This isn’t one of those times. Bitches like you need to be called out for what you are and you will be, continually,…

Hey, creepy dude who likes underage girls, tell me more about being a feminist!

I hear you. Especially a topic like this. You cool. The little bugaboo is pestering me now so it’s all good. Just keep your finger on the dismiss button the trolls are out in full force on this article.

The resistance is definitely beautiful.

Any dude with a harem can’t get it up for a human being - - he prefers playing with dolls.

Yeah, not to be judge, judy, and executioner or whatev, but think it’s ok to be bothered by certain fucked-up relationships. I’ll never begrudge anyone young who has an arrangement, sugarwhatever type situation, or infantalize someone who uses sex to their advantage. But I have a dear, dear friend who had his life…

I was apoplectic when he supported an anti-choice candidate and then smarmily defended it by saying we “shouldn’t have litmus tests.”

He’s so smug he won’t join the party he wants to be nominated in. That’s some a-plus-level smugness.

because i hate myself enough to read this article but not enough to watch the video, he says dab then proceeds to do it? Is this a thing? I hate myself for wanting to know.

Thank you. I would not ever vote for Sanders. Ever. And in 2020 when he is old man Burns? Noooope.

We’re all so proud of your ability to overcome. Your struggle is truly inspiring.

agree to everything. especially “go kick rocks.” i’m a fan of “go pound sand,” but i’m going to bring “go kick rocks” into my phrase rotation.

As a child of (formerly) working class parents, one of which is a white Trump supporter, I am also tired of hearing about this. If Sanders is somehow able to convince my dad to change sides, I promise he will have done it by losing me. No thanks.