I think it was based on a novel, so maybe it’s the same one?

You can still sit with us. Words are words regardless of the target audience, but it’s also usually a safe space to have a discussion outside of the usual marginalization. So while everyone is always invited, it’s rough when an article gets cross posted and the BUT ACTUALLY crew shows up to say we’re being too Black…

That’s the gritty reboot, filmed exclusively in shades of teal and orange.

“I don’t have any experience with this so that makes me objective” -that guy probably

Maybe I’m being optimistic, but the jury’s questioning does sound like the majority of them are leaning toward a guilty conviction and there’s a few holdouts who think “but that funny man I saw on television would never do that!” so they have to ram home the fact that that funny man did something seriously un-funny…

Honestly, I think it means there are one or two asshole holdouts who are making up nonsense scenarios in which consent could be obtained from a woman who was drugged (“well, before he drugged her she likely would have had sex with him because she was in his room!”). IME on a jury there is always some asshole who…

Aside from the fact that Trump is hiring people who obviously are completely unqualified for the jobs that he is hiring them for, what the hell is that cartoon? I mean content aside, does anyone think that Donald is that physically fit? He’s an orange beanbag not The Rock.

If mere bartenders are starting to be held accountable for letting people get drunk and drive, shows should be for crimes that happen, literally, on their watch..

I suppose that depends on if you really do look like Aquaman.

OR USE A FUCKING NON-BAR BATHROOM.

But but but women are like diesels or something takes a while to get running then runs all night. Men are like bottle rockets, light it then it flies up and goes pop! Have you ever tried to put out the fuse on a bottle rocket after you lit it?!?!? I tried it TWICE and now I can’t flip anyone the bird.



/s if it wasn’t…

“Mommy, how did you meet Daddy?” “Well, he stalked me after I didn’t respond to a message on a dating site and the rest is history!”

“Don’t mind Felicity, she likes to watch.”

if you go home with a guy and he has a RealDoll, that’s a ‘girl, you gon’ die’ situation. GTFO or you’ll end up rubbing lotion on your skin at the bottom of a well.

It establishes that you have friendly relations, therefore you are a slut and it wasn’t rape.

I was in HomeGoods the other day, shopping for cheap kitchen supplies. A man who appeared to be at least 20 years older than me approached me and made small talk (annoying, but I live in the MidWest so par for the course), then proceeded to follow me around the store as I awkwardly tried to ignore him without seeming…

Eeewww... you’re right. The out of the box means he has played with them. In my head, they’re all in like curios and stuff. Like old ladies and their Madam Alexander dolls.

Is having them in their boxes worse than having them free roaming? I figured Out of Box was creepier. It implies he’s played with them. Still in Box means he could just be an avid collector for some reason.

But also, what if she did want to go home and have sex with him, and changed her mind when she saw his doll collection or something? The idea that if we start down a path with a man we can’t change our minds is fucking gross. If I start eating a pizza and hate it, do I need to keep going? Do you shove it into my mouth…

It is truly maddening how much energy women have to put into cradling men’s egos. Instead of saying “no” when we are uncomfortable and risking an escalation to violence, we have to come up with clever excuses so he doesn’t interpret it as a reflection of himself. It’s the environment, not that you’re an asshole. It’s…