We’ve had full threads on them! Hope you are able to return to health, too!

Bless these witnesses. I went through a sexual harassment case with a prominent individual that I worked with / for, and it was hell. I can only imagine being in the spotlight on a national, rather than regional stage.

Im a dude and I feel like showering.

The people that lived next door growing up would leave their garage door open about a foot, so their dog could roam in and out of their (unfenced) yard. He attacked me on 3 separate occasions as a kid, the last one resulting in my dad having to beat the dog off of me with his golf club. I can barely tolerate to be…

The closest I’ve ever been to physically fighting someone was a situation similar to yours. My neighbor’s dog broke through my fence and attacked my cat who was sunning on an enclosed patio. Luckily my cat managed to get out of his jaw and as I ran out to ‘save’ him, but my neighbor claiming they shouldn’t be…

I might be able to top that. About a year ago I was struck by a car while walking across the street in a crosswalk. It was a woman who claimed she was briefly blinded by the sun. I was in a coma for eight days and in the hospital for three weeks. When I filed a claim for the cost of medical care, she filed a counter…

Uuuuugh, I live in a building across from one of those idiots. She’s got two little schnauzer-types, which she frequently doesn’t leash (despite our apartment’s rules and, y’know, leash laws), and one of them is very dog aggressive. My pit/beagle/wtf-mix is about 50 lbs. and super friendly to every human and dog he…

Ugh, she sounds like an utter nightmare. So many people shouldn’t be allowed to own dogs.

My dog got attacked by this asshole’s dog who bolted through their front door and ran across the street. Bit her right in the ass. He was all blubbers and tears while I tried to stop my dog’s blood. I reported the bite to Animal Control and despite my dog freaking out when we come across any dog off a leash she’s…

Did she also include my personal favorite “but s/he’s friendly!” I am so sorry this happened to your dog and I hope she’s doing better. Corgis in my experience are either the best or the worst.

The thing is, other dogs are still getting hurt — I’ve heard about at least three more attacks since Sophie was attacked, though none anywhere near as damaging, thank god. I’ve just heard them after the fact from witnesses who saw it happen to other dogs, so I haven’t been in a position to tell the owners to contact…

I don’t know about you but I ain’t waiting in no line...

On the other hand, my friend Love Machine seems to be a really nice guy, even if he gets around a lot. His exes all still like him.

I’m so sorry.

Quite a few. It’s kind of amazing — whenever I’ve mentioned to someone at the dog park that my dog was attacked about a corgi, there’s about a 1 in 3 chance that they’ll immediately describe the owner and an attack (or multiple attacks) they’ve personally witnessed. Sophie’s the only one I know of who’s been seriously…

My nephew Washing Machine makes weird noises and is clearly unbalanced.

Tony?

I think it’s the “machine” part. My cousin, Sex Machine, is also a scumbag.

I hope it turns into a short sentence.

36 years in prison is some alpha male shit brooooooooo!!!!