Also, black people can have blue eyes. Period. Michael Jackson’s dad doesn’t have brown eyes.

Can we trade her for Kendall? She has a better face and more energy/personality. If Kendall gets to be a “supermodel” (I cant believe I keep seeing her referred to as this) then I think this girl can get a slice of nepotism.

My Nana has fair skin, hazel eyes, and was born blonde (kinky but blonde) and she is Black. Her first husband had fair skin and straight hair and he was Black. I don’t claim to know what Paris’ genetic makeup is but you can’t just list arbitrary physical features that you think excludes someone from being Black.

Yeah, MJ may not have been her father but he absolutely was her dad.

Came to say this. Bi-racial kids are considered never black or white enough to many people. Saying she’s not black is just idiotic considering who her father is.

Exactly- this guy was head of the NAACP for years, and he’s one hell of a lot whiter than I am.

There are “white leaves” in every African American’s family tree because of that whole slavery thing. Even within a single family, we often have different shades.

I think pretending you’re black because being a white person from Montana is boring is a lot different than identifying as black as a result of being raised by a black family who you believe to be biologically related to you.

You’ve seen Joe Jackson, right? Guess what color his eyes are.

As a feminist I try to not lead with “she’s so pretty” but...she’s so pretty!

Wtf? Passing as white doesn’t mean she needs to exclude her biracial, black-American heritage.

There is definitely a scale for celebrity kids, ranging from “has actual talent” (Liza being the gold standard) to “not really talented but not actively annoying” (Lisa Marie Presley) to talentless and annoying (Rumer Willis). I think Paris will fall somewhere in the middle.

She seems nice enough. Very beautiful for sure, and as you said inherently interesting.  Though I still reserve a bit of side-eye for her insistence that she’s black. Not Dolezal level side-eye, but still a healthy dose.

As a busty girl I am SO OVER women and gay dudes grabbing my tits. Your lack or either a dick or desire to fuck me does not make it OK to touch my breasts. And I seem like a bitch when I say so. I hate everyone.

Every time I see “period underwear,” I have a moment of confusion because I think we’re suddenly talking about costuming. Like, shifts, corsets, and drawers and stuff. I may spend too much time watching costume dramas and reading historical fiction. Maybe.

So, she went around wearing a big Black Hat and no one realized she was a bad person? Millenials really are stupid.

Gilead here we come!

Formula works for most kids. Breast milk works for all.

I notice how your little missive is all about the babies. Seems you don’t give much of a crap about the mothers - but the breastfeeding hysterics generally never do, so it’s nothing surprising.

That all sounds very reasonable. Still, I don’t envy you for having to go through the “don’t wanna go potty!” stage with a flier and a wall-climber. My sister is lucky to just have a shapeshifting toddler and an infant who can levitate metal when she screams.