You’re welcome! Here, practice now— tell me that my giving away snark secrets is a “Total beta move”. *lolz*

Oh, I absolutely LOVE beta-male. Talk about projection. It’s like when Nigel Farage was on after one of the debates, calling Chump an “alpha male”. I was like, “as if you know what one even is, Mr. Toad.”

Macy’s still has their original wooden escalators in use.

Don’t worry cruelty afficionados, it’ll still be built by slaves.

seriously. I’m so in love with using PC and Safe Spaces against them. It’s delicious and nutritious.

same with “SJW” and “PC culture”

Plus that heinous “11 Tips For Raising Your Daughter on the Red Pill” was written by a Jewish guy.

The Australian ANTM allowed girls 16 and up, which was a lot more practical (and even then, still on the old side). They also outdid every season of the American show by actually finding a moderately successful model, in Alice Burdeu.

Cucks, both of ‘em!

This is definitely a slicker version of the show, but I will miss Tyra’s hairpin turns between clownish camp and spontaneous displays of competence. In the middle of manufacturing some ridiculous ethical point about an equally ridiculous challenge, she would pause, effortlessly mimic a girl’s pose with just a hint of…

With lots of big clocks and shiplap!!! Wait, I think we’re crossing our streams...

I wish I could wear that snapchat filter that smooths out all the wrinkles and give my face a dewey glow.

The alt-right aren’t Nazis.

I was entertained. I was dying when Starr was all “NOOOOoooo, I’m supposed to be in there with HER!!!” (her being the chick she met 24 hours ago) while Kyle (said chick) looks on like a deer in the headlights.

I’m can’t wait to see the evidence. Being NYC and it’s talent for hyperbole:

CHERISH THOUGH. Beautiful.

I think it’s unwise of Stephanie “catalog model/November Rain” Seymour to be making comments. When Linda Evangelista wants to weigh in, fine.

And there’s a reason why they aren’t. “Cry-baby liberals. Can’t handle the fact that they lost the election. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” That’s pretty much all I see in the comment section of stories and several groups. Oh, and the racist and sexist comments never stop as well.

Anyone else deeply disappointed by the lack of outcry from POTUS or Clinton? I get the “high road” argument, but I can’t fathom Trump’s administration being more destructive with its cabinet nominees, foreign policy moves, etc. Surely POTUS or Clinton could align themselves with the Republicans speaking out about the…